SP's EWR

[Cole]

ALEX FUCKING SHELLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[SP]

ROH WRESTLING -- PPV ONE -- UNDERGROUND

Flash Fire vs The Young Bucks vs All Night Express vs Wonder Boyz
Number One Contender -- Tag Team Championships
Coleman hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. DDT by Caprice Coleman. Tag between Caprice Coleman and Cedric Alexander. Spinny weird kick from Cedric Alexander. 1 - 2 - kick out. M. Jackson kicks Cedric Alexander in the gut to reverse the momentum. M. Jackson tags out to Kenny King. Alexander takes a flying neckbreaker from Kenny King. Alexander takes a rana from Kenny King. Tag between Kenny King and Rhett Titus. All-Night Express hook up Alexander, then hit a double suplex. 1 - 2 - kick out. Alexander reverses a waistlock. Armbar takedown from Cedric Alexander, boring me senseless. Tag between Cedric Alexander and TJ Perkins. Second rope flying axe handle, Titus goes down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag between Rhett Titus and Cedric Alexander. Spinny weird kick from Cedric Alexander. TJ Perkins kicks Cedric Alexander in the gut to reverse the momentum. Reverse DDT on Alexander. 1 - 2 - 3. TJ Perkins defeats Alexander. Nick Jackson scores with a back heel kick on TJ Perkins. Springboard dropkick from Nick Jackson...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Tag to Kenny King. DDT by Kenny King. Tag to Matt Jackson. Super kick by Matt Jackson. Back heel kick off the second rope, TJ Perkins goes down. 1 - 2 - 3. Matt Jackson pinned TJ Perkins. Belly to belly off the top rope, M. Jackson got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Gut buster, M. Jackson hits hard. Rhett Titus gets taken down out of nowhere. Titus takes a flying neckbreaker from Matt Jackson. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson. Young Bucks whip Titus into the corner. Matt Jackson whips Nick Jackson in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Titus takes a flying neckbreaker from Nick Jackson. Titus ducks a wild right hand. Tag between Rhett Titus and Kenny King. Weird kick by K. King on N. Jackson. N. Jackson walks into a face crusher variation. Kenny King moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Coronation. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winners - All Night Express

OR: 66%
CR: 54%
MQ: 79%

Adam Cole vs Roderick Strong
ROH Television Championship
Big dropkick by Roderick Strong. Brainbuster suplex by Roderick Strong. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. R. Strong drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Big forearm by Adam Cole, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Throat-first drop onto the top rope from Adam Cole! 1 - 2 - shoulder up. R. Strong gets hit with a wicked powerbomb thing out of the corner. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Adam Cole snap suplexes R. Strong. Roderick Strong powers out of a Adam Cole headlock. Massive backbreaker, Cole got planted. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Death valley driver by Roderick Strong, Adam Cole got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Big dropkick by Roderick Strong. R. Strong drives a forearm into the chest of Cole. Cole backdrops Roderick Strong out of a piledriver attempt. Gut buster, R. Strong hits hard. R. Strong walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Adam Cole drives Roderick Strong into the corner. Panama's Sunrise!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Adam Cole remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Winner - NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION - Adam Cole

OR: 79%
CR: 67%
MQ: 92%

10 Man Battle Royal
Winner faces Alex Shelley in our Main Event
Richards takes a chop from Ridge. Davey Richards got eliminated by Ridge. (Elimination # 1) Big clothesline on Steen. Jacobs went for the elimination, but Kevin Steen held onto the ropes. Ridge gets smacked around like a bitch. Andy Ridge got thrown over the top rope by Bennett. (Elimination # 2) Mondo gets smacked around like a bitch. Mike Mondo got eliminated by Ciampa. (Elimination # 3) Delirious hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Jimmy Jacobs was eliminated by Delirious. (Elimination # 4) Delirious scores with a back heel kick on Bennett. Mike Bennett got bundled out by Delirious. (Elimination # 5) Delirious snap suplexes Steen. Delirious went for the elimination, but Kevin Steen held onto the ropes. Spinny weird kick from El Generico. Michael Elgin got thrown over the top rope by Generico. (Elimination # 6) Suplex by Delirious. Kick by Delirious...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Delirious tried to eliminate El Generico, who hung onto the top rope. I guess he was well hung. Bwahahahaa. Full nelson on Steen...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Ciampa tried to eliminate Kevin Steen, who hung onto the top rope. I guess he was well hung. Bwahahahaa. Ciampa takes a back suplex. Cool looking suplex on Ciampa. Running knee lift from Kevin Steen. Delirious takes a headbutt from Kevin Steen. Rude Awakening on Tommaso Ciampa by Steen. Steen threw Tommaso Ciampa over the top rope like a common Pygmy. (Elimination # 7) Flying elbow from El Generico. Generico went for the elimination, but Kevin Steen held onto the ropes. Standing kicky thing by El Generico on Steen. Generico tried to eliminate Kevin Steen, who hung onto the top rope. I guess he was well hung. Bwahahahaa. Spinny weird kick from El Generico. Delirious was eliminated by Generico. (Elimination # 8) El Generico can barely stand. Package Piledriver! El Generico got eliminated by Steen.
Winner - Kevin Steen

OR: 63%
CR: 53%
MQ: 69%

Tommaso Ciampa is backstage. He hyped himself up, talking about what he was going to do.

OR: 63%

Tommaso Ciampa vs Michael Elgin]
Tommaso Ciampa hits a bulldog off the ropes. Belly to belly off the top rope, Elgin got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Elgin. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Gut buster, Elgin hits hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tommaso Ciampa gets taken down out of nowhere. Rude Awakening on Tommaso Ciampa by Elgin. Spear by Michael Elgin. Ciampa counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Michael Elgin gets nailed with a suplex. Michael Elgin is in trouble. Powerbomb Backbreaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner - Tommaso Ciampa

OR: 50%
CR: 28%
MQ: 73%

WGTT are backstage. The good news: my pizza arrived. The bad news: i missed this interview while answering the door. From the sounds of it, they They were verbally abusing All-Night Express. Hah, i love it when they act like total dicks.

OR: 66%

Finlay vs Rhino
Submission Match
Finlay takes a headbutt from Rhino. Running knee lift from Rhino. Rhino slams Finlay down. Finlay kicks Rhino in the gut to reverse the momentum. Brainbuster suplex by Finlay. Rhino blocks a punch. Big piledriver on Finlay. Lariat, apparently Rhino thinks he is Stan Hansen. Finlay blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Finlay slams Rhino. Rhino ducks a Finlay clothesline. Rude Awakening on Finlay by Rhino. Roderick Strong comes running down the aisle with a chair! Finlay goes to irish whip Rhino into the ropes. R. Strong jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Rhino reverses! Collision between R. Strong, Finlay, and the chair! Finlay falls to the canvas. Rhino floors Finlay and locks in a figure-four leglock! Finlay taps out! Finlay slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. R. Strong turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.
Winner - Rhino

OR: 87%
CR: 80%
MQ: 94%

El Generico & The Briscoes vs. Jimmy Jacobs & The Young Bucks
6-Man Tag
M. Briscoe slams Jimmy Jacobs. Running knee lift from Mark Briscoe. M. Briscoe tags out to Jay Briscoe. J. Briscoe slams Jimmy Jacobs down. J. Briscoe hits a piledriver on Jimmy Jacobs. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Jay Briscoe and El Generico. J. Briscoe \ Generico whip Jacobs into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Generico hits a dropkick on Jimmy Jacobs. Jacobs powers out of a headlock. Big backdrop on Generico, executed well. Jacobs tags out to Cedric Alexander. Thrown slam by Cedric Alexander. Generico walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Alexander uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag to Caprice Coleman. Generico walks into a high dropkick from Caprice Coleman. Generico takes a flying neckbreaker from Caprice Coleman. Generico powers out of a headlock. Tag between El Generico and Mark Briscoe. Thrown slam by Mark Briscoe. Tag to Jimmy Jacobs. Jacobs slams Mark Briscoe. M. Briscoe blocks a punch. Jimmy Jacobs can barely stand. Here it comes - Mark Out. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winners - El Generico & The Briscoes

OR: 68%
CR: 55%
MQ: 81%

Alex Shelley vs Kevin Steen
Iron Man Match
FIRST FALL: Flying shoulder tackle by Steen sends Shelley to the mat. Steen hits a piledriver on Alex Shelley. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Shelley blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Alex Shelley strikes Steen. Alex Shelley hits a rolling kick on Steen. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Vicious kick to the teeth from Alex Shelley. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Second rope flying axe handle, Steen goes down. Kevin Steen ducks a clothesline attempt. Kevin Steen hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kevin Steen scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Bodyslam by Steen. Shelley gets smacked around like a bitch. Alex Shelley powers out of a Kevin Steen headlock. DDT by Alex Shelley. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Alex Shelley, Steen might be dead. 1 - 2 - 3. Alex Shelley pinned Steen. SECOND FALL: Kick from Alex Shelley...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Steen walks into a high dropkick from Alex Shelley. Steen takes a flying neckbreaker from Alex Shelley. Flying elbow from Alex Shelley. Shelley only gets knees on a splash. Big backdrop on Shelley, executed well. Full nelson on Shelley...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Alex Shelley fights out of a grapple. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Back heel kick off the second rope, Steen goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kevin Steen takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Steen hits a piledriver on Alex Shelley. 1 - 2 - 3. Kevin Steen pinned Shelley. THIRD FALL: Big kick on Steen by Alex Shelley. Alex Shelley misses a clothesline. Shelley takes a back suplex. Steen whips Shelley into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Steen hits a great swinging DDT on Alex Shelley. Cover, but there's no one to count for Kevin Steen. Steen walks into a trip. DDT by Alex Shelley. Shelley crushes Steen with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Steen walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Steen ducks a wild right hand. Shelley walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Alex Shelley elbows Kevin Steen in the face to break a hammerlock. Kevin Steen gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Shelley. Sliced Bread #2, forget about it. 1....2...3! END OF BOUT. Alex Shelley offers a handshake to Steen...and he accepts it! No! Kevin Steen levels Shelley with a cheap shot right hand! Kevin Steen spins Shelley around. Kevin Steen hits the Package Piledriver! Alex Shelley has been floored after the match.
Winner - Alex Shelley

OR: 70%
CR: 75%
MQ: 59%

Overall Reaction: 68%

[SP]

WWE -- EPISODE ONE -- WELCOME TO NXT

Percy Watson vs Michael McGillicutty
Hardcore Match
Uninspiring brawling from Percy Watson. Mike McG reverses a Percy Watson hammerlock. Mike McG bodyslams Percy Watson. Percy Watson charges, Mike McG moves, the referee gets knocked out! Delayed brainbuster suplex. Hooks the leg, but there's no referee to make the count. Showtime blocks a punch. Running clothesline from Percy Watson. Showtime hits a stump piledriver on Michael McGillicutty. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Side suplex from Showtime. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Mike McG counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Showtime walks into a spike slam. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Percy Watson blocks a right hand and fires back. Mike McG reverses an irish whip...and Percy Watson runs into the referee! Michael McGillicutty knocks Showtime to the outside. While calling for the McGillicutter, Percy Watson slides back in, carrying the ring bell! He swings, but Michael McGillicutty avoids it and hits a kick to the gut. Mike McG grabs the bell and smacks Percy Watson over the head with it! The referee wakes up to see Mike McG making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Michael McGillicutty used the ring bell as a weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Michael McGillicutty has been disqualified! Percy Watson offers a handshake to Mike McG...and he accepts it! No! Michael McGillicutty levels Showtime with a cheap shot right hand! Michael McGillicutty spins Showtime around. Michael McGillicutty hits the McGillicutter! Percy Watson has been floored after the match.
Winner - Percy Watson

OR: 61%
CR: 60%
MQ: 63%

A video is played, hyping diva Maxine.

OR: 74%

Maxine & Natalya vs Kaitlyn & Alicia Fox
Tag Team Match
Alicia Fox receives some unexciting punishment. Maxine slams Alicia Fox down. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Maxine tags out to Natalya Neidhart. Maxine scoops up Alicia Fox. Natalya bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Hard impact russian legsweep by Natalya. Natalya Neidhart gets taken down out of nowhere. Flying elbow off the top rope by Alicia Fox. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Tag to Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn DDTs Natalya. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Natalya gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Natalya ducks a wild right hand. Kaitlyn tastes a high angle back suplex. Natalya tags out to Maxine. Kaitlyn receives some unexciting punishment. Tag between Kaitlyn and Alicia Fox. Weak bodyslam on Alicia Fox by Maxine. Maxine floors Alicia Fox. Here it comes... Dragonsleeper Bodyscissor! Alicia Fox taps!
Winners - Maxine & Natalya

OR: 63%
CR: 68%
MQ: 53%

Antonio Cesaro and Aksana are backstage, sitting on a sofa. They are discussing a plan, and laughing at how their new scheme will work.

OR: 64%

Mike McG \ Cesaro are in the ring. Riley & Watson come out onto the sound stage, and issue a challenge for a match at the next show. Mike McG \ Cesaro accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving.

OR: 71%

Derrick Bateman is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Johnny Curtis.

OR: 73%

Damien Sandow & Sons of Change vs Tyson Kidd & The Usos
6-Man Tag
Tyson Kidd scores with a back heel kick on Hawkins. Driven DDT by Tyson Kidd. Tag to Jimmy Uso. Bodyslam by Jimmy Uso. Powerslam from Jimmy Uso. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Tag between Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso. The Usos whip Hawkins into the corner. Jimmy Uso whips Jey Uso in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Flying shoulder tackle by Jey Uso sends Hawkins to the mat. Curt Hawkins reverses a hip toss. Big backdrop on Jey Uso, executed well. Tag between Curt Hawkins and Damien Sandow. Big backdrop on Jey Uso, executed well. Side suplex from Sandow. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Flying shoulder tackle by Sandow sends Jey Uso to the mat. Tag between Damien Sandow and Tyler Reks. Reks slams Jey Uso. Reks slams Jey Uso down. Jey Uso ducks a clothesline attempt. Tag between Jey Uso and Tyson Kidd. Tyson Kidd uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Reks tags out to Curt Hawkins. Tyson Kidd takes a headbutt from Curt Hawkins. Powerslam from Curt Hawkins. Curt Hawkins ducks a Tyson Kidd clothesline and does a quick roll up. Hawkins has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
Winners - Damien Sandow & Sons of Change

OR: 63%
CR: 61%
MQ: 65%


Overall Rating: 66%

Note: I clicked the NEXT button to fast and missed the Antonio Cesaro vs. Alex Riley Match. Cesaro won, and the OR was 67%.

[SP]

It closed by accident, and I lost everything. Im just ganna stick to booking. Maybe I can use it for certain matches in my bookings lol
I may continue here and there but it wont be the same.

[#HastaLaVista]

Damn.

[Miseria Cantare]

Jul 29, 2012 3:34:36 GMT -5 #HastaLaVista said:

Damn.

[Cole]

Jul 29, 2012 3:34:36 GMT -5 #HastaLaVista said:

Damn.

[SP]

Sorry. But I mean, I just can't keep it open 24/7 :/