Granger's CHIKARA EWR

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Current Month: October 2012

CHIKARA World Championship
Carlito [September 5th 2012 - Present]

CHIKARA Pure Championship
Antonio Cesaro [October 10th, 2012 - Present]

CHIKARA Atomic Championship
Jon Moxley [September 5th, 2012 - Present]

CHIKARA Tag Team Championship
The Colony VII [September 5th, 2012 - Present]

Young Lions Cup
Jon Moxley [August 2012]

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Current Fueds

Chris Hero vs Carlito
"Heat - 90"

Antonio Cesaro vs Colt Cabana
"Heat - 87"

Jon Moxley vs Shane Helms
"Heat - 82"

John Morrison vs Shad Gaspard
"Heat - 80"

Paul Burchill
"Heat - 73"

Richie Steamboat vs Zema Ion

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"Heat - 51 (was 57)"

Brian Kendrick vs Zack Gowen
"Heat - 45" (Was 32)

Fire Ant vs Green Ant[/b]
"Heat - 70"[/center]

[Joey]

Looks good

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WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // NOW THATS COOL
September 5th, 2012

The Flairs vs The Colony VII vs 3.0 vs The Usos

Jey Uso hits a right hand. David Flair drives a table into Jagged. David Flair hits a bulldog off the ropes. Green Ant blasts Jimmy Uso with a slingshot into the ladder. R. Flair suplexes S. Ant to the canvas. Reid Flair hits a bad delayed suplex on S. Ant. Flying cookie sheet shot by Matthews, blasting Jimmy Uso. Matthews hits a spinning back kick. The Usos whip D. Flair into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Ouch! R. Flair just got flapjacked off the ropes through a table. Spear by Jey Uso. Jagged crushes Jey Uso with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Cool looking suplex on Jimmy Uso. Soldier Ant dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline. Running table shot by G. Ant, sending it into D. Flair. Green Ant and Soldier Ant go up the ladder and grab the prize for the win.

OR: 50%
CR: 49%
MQ: 64%

Chris Hero is in the ring, and he calls out Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro runs down and hits the ring, and they brawl all the way back into the aisle, and eventually out of sight backstage.

OR: 81%

Shad Gaspard vs Orlando Jordan

Jordan gets smacked around like a bitch. Shad Gaspard fires off some right and left hands. Big clothesline on Jordan. Rude Awakening on Orlando Jordan by Shad. Orlando Jordan powers out of a Shad Gaspard headlock. Rude Awakening on Shad Gaspard by Jordan. Shad walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Shad Gaspard reverses a hip toss. Shad hits a piledriver on Orlando Jordan. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lifting DDT by Shad Gaspard. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Jordan pushes out of a Shad Gaspard hold. Shad gets smacked around like a bitch. Shad Gaspard reverses a hip toss. Flying shoulder tackle by Shad sends Jordan to the mat. Orlando Jordan grabs Shad Gaspard from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Shad rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Jordan over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! I don't think the fight has finished. Shad Gaspard and Jordan have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 62%
CR: 70%
MQ: 69%

Chris Hero is walking backstage when he is spotted by Antonio Cesaro, who attacks. They brawl around the arena for a while, until Antonio Cesaro gets a clear upper hand and sends Chris Hero into retreat.

OR: 76%

Zema Ion vs Richie Steamboat

Standing kicky thing by Zema Ion on Steamboat. Richie Steamboat pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Zema Ion takes a back suplex. Richie Steamboat misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Zema Ion. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Zema Ion pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Zema Ion hits a face jam on Richie Steamboat onto a chair. Zema Ion crushes Steamboat with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Steamboat walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Richie Steamboat ducks a clothesline attempt. Slam into the table by Richie Steamboat. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Zema Ion blocks a kick from Richie Steamboat. Richie Steamboat slams Zema Ion, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Zema Ion doing? Richie Steamboat picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Zema Ion up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Zema Ion is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Zema Ion had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Richie Steamboat must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! I don't think the fight has finished. Zema Ion and Steamboat have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 52%
CR: 48%
MQ: 68%

Eddie Kingston is in the ring, cutting an interview. The lights go out, and a new entrance video plays. The lights come back on, and the debuting Brian Kendrick is standing on the sound stage, holding a microphone. He gives a speech about what he is going to do. Eddie Kingston cuts back in, unhappy about his interview being interupted. They descend into insults, threats, and challenges. Brian Kendrick gets the last word, promising that he is here to make an impact, and then leaves.

OR: 87%

Brian Kendrick vs Eddie Kingston

Frying pan shot by Kingston. Eddie Kingston hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kendrick blocks a punch. Brian Kendrick scores with a back heel kick on Kingston. Hard back suplex on Kingston. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Hip toss onto a chair by Kendrick. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kingston takes a flying neckbreaker from Brian Kendrick. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Kendrick snapmares Eddie Kingston. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Sharp kick. They wind up back in the squared circle. Eddie Kingston elbows Brian Kendrick in the face to break a hammerlock. Eddie Kingston hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Kendrick walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Bodyslam by Kingston. Eddie Kingston drives a table into Kendrick. Kendrick ducks a wild right hand. Brian Kendrick hits a rolling kick on Kingston. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Brian Kendrick, Kingston might be dead. Eddie Kingston hooks up a suplex, but Kendrick flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! Brian Kendrick leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Kendrick has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Eddie Kingston to look for revenge.

OR: 63%
CR: 72%
MQ: 71%

Seth Rollins is walking backstage.

OR: 64%

Seth Rollins vs Jon Moxley

Rollins gets slammed. Jon Moxley throws the ladder into Rollins. Big backdrop on Rollins, executed well. Jon Moxley with a spinning neckbreaker on Rollins. Seth Rollins reverses a hip toss. Seth Rollins blasts Moxley with a slingshot into the ladder. Moxley takes a rana from Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins misses a clothesline. Spear by Jon Moxley. Lifting DDT by Jon Moxley. Seth Rollins ducks a clothesline attempt. Moxley walks into a high dropkick from Seth Rollins. Rollins drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Rude Awakening on Seth Rollins by Moxley. Rollins begins to climb the ladder. Johnny Fabulous comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring....and shoves the ladder! Rollins is sent crashing hard to the canvas! Jon Moxley climbs the ladder and grabs the prize for the win. Jon Moxley shakes hands with Johnny Fabulous, showing that their plan worked perfectly.

OR: 63%
CR: 66%
MQ: 76%

Carlito is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he continued the feud by ripping into Colt Cabana. Remember, it's all acting, kids. They all like each other really.

OR: 83%

Carlito vs Colt Cabana

Colt Cabana goes to slam Carlito through a table, but he manages to escape. Reverse DDT on Carlito. Carlito reverses a Colt Cabana hammerlock. Carlito snap suplexes Cabana. Carlito snap suplexes Cabana. Carlito goes to suplex Cabana through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Hard legsweep by Carlito. Colt Cabana takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Carlito walks into a jaw breaker. Belly to belly off the top rope, Carlito got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. Cabana drives a thrust kick into the chest of Carlito. Colt Cabana goes to suplex Carlito through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Carlito reverses a Colt Cabana hammerlock. Cabana eats a suplex like a fat man eating a waffle. Man i could use a waffle right about now. Carlito brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Cabana!! That was incredibly brutal, i LOVE that move. Carlito climbs onto the table with Colt Cabana and uses a powerslam to break the table for the win! Carlito slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Cabana turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.

OR: 81%
CR: 84%
MQ: 99%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 70%

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WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // I CAN BE YOUR HERO
September 12th, 2012

Chris Hero is his locker room when in walks Aksana. She pleads with him to give Antonio Cesaro a match, and eventually Chris Hero agrees.

OR: 75%

Orlando Jordan vs Shad Gaspard

Shad slams Orlando Jordan. Jordan takes a headbutt from Shad Gaspard. Rude Awakening on Orlando Jordan by Shad. Rude Awakening on Orlando Jordan by Shad. Orlando Jordan takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Flying shoulder tackle by Jordan sends Shad to the mat. Orlando Jordan hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - kick out. Shad backdrops Orlando Jordan out of a piledriver attempt. Massive backbreaker, Jordan got planted. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Spear! Jordan is down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Shad walks into a trip. Jordan slams Shad Gaspard. Shad blocks a punch. Rude Awakening on Orlando Jordan by Shad. Orlando Jordan slugs Shad Gaspard, sending him down into the corner. While Jordan fires up the crowd, Shad is removing the turnbuckle pad! Orlando Jordan comes over...but Shad grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Orlando Jordan face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Shad Gaspard rolls up the stunned Orlando Jordan, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Shad Gaspard. I don't think the fight has finished. Orlando Jordan and Shad have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 72%
CR: 74%
MQ: 70%

Jimmy Rave is in the ring, cutting an interview. The lights go out, and a new entrance video plays. The lights come back on, and the debuting Sterling James Keenan is standing on the sound stage, holding a microphone. He gives a speech about what he is going to do. Jimmy Rave cuts back in, unhappy about his interview being interupted. They descend into insults, threats, and challenges. Sterling James Keenan gets the last word, promising that he is here to make an impact, and then leaves.

OR: 70%

The Colony vs The Colony VI

Green Ant bitch-slaps F. Ant. G. Ant hits a dropkick on Fire Ant. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag to Pinkie Sanchez. Green Ant scoops up F. Ant. Sanchez bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. 1 - 2 - kick out. Flying elbow from Pinkie Sanchez. F. Ant counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Super frankenthingy on Sanchez, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. F. Ant tags out to Soldier Ant. Weird kick by S. Ant on Sanchez. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Soldier Ant hits a rolling kick on Sanchez. Sanchez counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Sanchez hits a spinning back kick. Tag to Green Ant. S. Ant takes a chop from G. Ant. Tag between Soldier Ant and Fire Ant. Fire Ant takes a knee lift from G. Ant. Fire Ant slugs Green Ant, sending him down into the corner. While F. Ant fires up the crowd, G. Ant is removing the turnbuckle pad! Fire Ant comes over...but G. Ant grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Fire Ant face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Green Ant rolls up the stunned Fire Ant: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? The Colony VI rush forward to attack! The Colony get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.

OR: 72%
CR: 56%
MQ: 89%

Eddie Kingston is in the ring. Out from the back comes Teddy Hart, and he slides in. They begin brawling. From the crowd comes Kevin Thorn, who joins in the attack on Kingston. The two-on-one attack leaves Eddie Kingston down on the mat, hurt.

OR: 68%

We see Seth Rollins warming up backstage.

OR: 64%

Jon Moxley vs Seth Rollins

Jon Moxley hits a bulldog off the ropes. Rollins backdrops Jon Moxley out of a piledriver attempt. Rollins hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Rollins uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Flying elbow from Seth Rollins. Jon Moxley ducks a clothesline attempt. Rollins walks into a slam. Death valley driver by Jon Moxley, Seth Rollins got planted hard...that was cool. Rude Awakening on Seth Rollins by Moxley. Seth Rollins, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Second rope flying axe handle, Moxley goes down. Springboard dropkick from Seth Rollins...that looked pretty cool. Rollins floors Jon Moxley and locks in a STF! Moxley submits to the pain! Seth Rollins is still in the ring celebrating. Jon Moxley pushes the referee away. Jon Moxley spins Rollins around. Jon Moxley hits the Midnight Special!

OR: 68%
CR: 60%
MQ: 76%

Carlito is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he continued the feud by ripping into Colt Cabana. Remember, it's all acting, kids. They all like each other really.

OR: 86%

Carlito vs Colt Cabana

Rude Awakening on Colt Cabana by Carlito. Super frankenthingy on Cabana, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cabana blocks a kick from Carlito. Cabana drives a forearm into the chest of Carlito. Carlito gets caught with a short powerbomb from Cabana. 1 - 2 - kick out. Front legsweep slam by Colt Cabana, that was cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Cabana drives a thrust kick into the chest of Carlito. Carlito powers out of a Colt Cabana headlock. Big piledriver on Cabana. 1 - 2 - kick out. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Cabana. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Back elbow connects, Cabana staggers backward. Colt Cabana walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Carlito. Colt Cabana powers out of a Carlito headlock. Throat-first drop onto the top rope from Colt Cabana! Front legsweep slam by Colt Cabana, that was cool. Carlito gets whipped into the corner by Cabana, who charges in with a clothesline. Carlito grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Carlito gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Carlito leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle. Carlito obviously didn't want any more of a beating tonight.

OR: 91%
CR: 84%
MQ: 99%

Chris Hero is backstage. I switched the channel briefly to look for some porn, so i missed most of this segment. From the ending, i guess he was building up the feud with Antonio Cesaro.

OR: 74%

Antonio Cesaro vs Chris Hero

Antonio Cesaro strikes Chris Hero. Chris Hero gets out the back of a Antonio Cesaro bodyslam attempt. Cesaro gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Chris Hero. Chris Hero hits a great swinging DDT on Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro blocks a punch. Springboard kick drives a table into Chris Hero. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. The referee gets to a five count....and Chris Hero gets back up. Springboard dropkick from Antonio Cesaro...that looked pretty cool. Chris Hero reverses a Antonio Cesaro hammerlock. Chris Hero with a cane to the leg. The referee counts: 6....7...8....but Cesaro stands up. Antonio Cesaro reverses a hip toss. Aksana is at ringside! Chris Hero wastes valuable time by yelling at Aksana! Antonio Cesaro takes advantage of the distraction and nails Chris Hero from behind! Chris Hero is in trouble. Very European Uppercut!!! That shook the ring. The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Cesaro and Aksana beat away on Chris Hero, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

OR: 73%
CR: 71%
MQ: 75%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 73%

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WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // FORGET COOL
September 19th, 2012

Zema Ion is in the ring, about to give an interview. Out from the crowd comes the debuting Zach Gowen, who attacks. Zach Gowen floors Zema Ion...and climbs the turnbuckles. One-Legged Moonsault!!! Zema Ion has been laid out by Zach Gowen.

OR: 60%

Eddie Kingston vs Kevin Thorn

Big clothesline on Thorn. Massive backbreaker, Thorn got planted. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Eddie Kingston misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Chop hits Kingston...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Flying shoulder tackle by Thorn sends Kingston to the mat. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Spear! Kingston is down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Rude Awakening on Eddie Kingston by Thorn. Eddie Kingston reverses a hip toss. Full nelson on Thorn...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Eddie Kingston scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Kingston slams Kevin Thorn down. Thorn gets smacked around like a bitch. Kevin Thorn fights out of a grapple. Bodyslam by Thorn. Death valley driver by Kevin Thorn, Eddie Kingston got planted hard...that was cool. Eddie Kingston slams Thorn, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Kevin Thorn doing? Eddie Kingston picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Thorn up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Kevin Thorn is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Thorn had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Eddie Kingston must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! Kevin Thorn slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Kingston to get some payback.

OR: 63%
CR: 56%
MQ: 70%

Aksana is backstage with her client Antonio Cesaro. Aksana explains that she knows tonight will be a big night, and so she wants Antonio Cesaro to put on a career-best performance. The scene fades out as the praise and motivation continues.

OR: 75%

Orlando Jordan vs Shad Gaspard

Shad Gaspard uses a forearm to the face. Shad Gaspard fires off some right and left hands. Shad Gaspard with a spinning neckbreaker on Jordan. Thrown slam by Shad Gaspard. Orlando Jordan powers out of a Shad Gaspard headlock. Back elbow connects, Shad staggers backward. Spear by Orlando Jordan. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Orlando Jordan misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Big piledriver on Jordan. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Powerbomb on Jordan. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Orlando Jordan reverses a hip toss. Jordan slams Shad Gaspard. Shad ducks a wild right hand. Running knee lift from Shad Gaspard. Shad Gaspard small packages Orlando Jordan out of nowhere. 1.2.3! Fast count! Abraham Washington screwed Orlando Jordan! Abraham Washington attacks Jordan. Abraham Washington moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Da Bizness. Abraham Washington leaves Jordan on the mat.

OR: 70%
CR: 71%
MQ: 71%

Jon Moxley is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he talked trash about Seth Rollins, continuing their feud.

OR: 67%

Jon Moxley vs Seth Rollins

DDT by Seth Rollins. Moxley takes a rana from Seth Rollins. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Moxley blocks a kick from Seth Rollins. Rollins gets slammed. Rude Awakening on Seth Rollins by Moxley. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Moxley held that one for ages. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Bodyslam by Moxley. Seth Rollins ducks a Jon Moxley clothesline. Super kick by Seth Rollins. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cool looking suplex on Moxley. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Kick from Seth Rollins...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Moxley blocks a punch. Rude Awakening on Seth Rollins by Moxley. Jon Moxley scores with a standing spinebuster. Rollins scores with a forearm, sending Moxley down into the corner. The referee pulls Seth Rollins away to get the break. Wait! Moxley has pulled something out of his tights. Seth Rollins walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Seth Rollins has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.

OR: 73%
CR: 70%
MQ: 77%

Antonio Cesaro is walking backstage, when he meets Chris Hero. They trade insults, get in each others faces, but eventually walk off without coming to blows.

OR: 72%

John Morrison vs Chris Hero

Kick from John Morrison...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Chris Hero reverses a hip toss. Armbar takedown from Chris Hero, boring me senseless. Chris Hero whips Morrison into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Belly to belly off the top rope, Morrison got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. Cover, but there's no one to count for Chris Hero. Morrison ducks a wild right hand. Flying elbow from John Morrison. Chris Hero takes a rana from John Morrison. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cool looking suplex on Chris Hero. 1 - 2 - 2.999 John Morrison misses a clothesline. Big piledriver on Morrison. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Morrison counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Antonio Cesaro comes running down the aisle with a chair! Morrison whips Chris Hero into the ropes. Cesaro jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Cesaro, Chris Hero, and the chair! Chris Hero staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Antonio Cesaro isn't finished with his attack yet! Chris Hero stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Antonio Cesaro. Very European Uppercut!!! Chris Hero has been put down on the canvas! Antonio Cesaro shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Chris Hero gets picked up...and hit with another Very European Uppercut! Chris Hero is spread-eagled on the canvas. Cesaro again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Very European Uppercut, the third one in a row! Antonio Cesaro eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Chris Hero, who isn't moving.

OR: 73%
CR: 71%
MQ: 76%

Colt Cabana is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he was building up the feud with Carlito.

OR: 81%

Carlito vs Colt Cabana

Big backdrop on Cabana, executed well. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cabana blocks a kick from Carlito. Back suplex on Carlito. Carlito takes a butterfly suplex from Cabana. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Carlito. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Gut buster, Carlito hits hard. Carlito reverses a waistlock. Cabana takes a rana from Carlito. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Springboard dropkick from Carlito...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Hard legsweep by Carlito. Carlito uses a forearm to the face. Cabana powers out of a headlock. Carlito takes a butterfly suplex from Cabana. Carlito gets hit with a wicked powerbomb thing out of the corner. Carlito slides out and grabs a chair! Cabana goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. Carlito leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle. Carlito obviously didn't want any more of a beating tonight.

OR: 95%
CR: 90%
MQ: 100%

Carlito is walking backstage when Colt Cabana comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Colt Cabana walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Carlito down on the floor.

OR: 81%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 74%

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WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // FORGET COOL September 26th, 2012

Chris Hero is backstage. I went downstairs to get a beer. When i came back, i caught the end of this interview. I think he was building up the feud with Antonio Cesaro.

OR: 85%

Antonio Cesaro vs Chris Hero

Kick by Antonio Cesaro...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Spinning bulldog in the corner, Chris Hero is down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Antonio Cesaro misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Big forearm by Chris Hero, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Throat-first drop onto the top rope from Chris Hero! 1 - 2 - kick out. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Cesaro. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Cesaro eats a suplex like a fat man eating a waffle. Man i could use a waffle right about now. Antonio Cesaro reverses a hip toss. Weird kick by Cesaro on Chris Hero. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Vicious kick to the teeth from Antonio Cesaro. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Flying elbow from Antonio Cesaro. Antonio Cesaro scores with a back heel kick on Chris Hero. Chris Hero counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Gut buster, Cesaro hits hard. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Chris Hero held that one for ages. Chris Hero signals for the KO! Aksana is at ringside though! She grabs the leg of Chris Hero and drags him out of the ring. The referee has no option but to call for the DQ! Chris Hero floors Aksana with a right hand as payback! Cesaro and Aksana put the boots to Chris Hero, stomping away on him.

OR: 79%
CR: 77%
MQ: 81%

Antonio Cesaro comes out, and announces that he has a new manager. Out comes Aksana, who explains that she has decided that being a 'fan favourite' wasn't getting her anywhere, and the fans can kiss her ass. She is going to manage Antonio Cesaro, as he is on his way to the top, and doesn't care what the fans think.

OR: 71%

Fire Ant vs Pinkie Sanchez

Pinkie Sanchez bitch-slaps F. Ant. Fire Ant pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Fire Ant scores with a back heel kick on Sanchez. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Vicious kick to the teeth from Fire Ant. Cover, but there's no one to count for Fire Ant. Pinkie Sanchez pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Pinkie Sanchez arm drags F. Ant over. SMELL THE RATINGS. Flying elbow off the top rope by Pinkie Sanchez. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Pinkie Sanchez blasts F. Ant with a crap kick. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. F. Ant blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Sanchez reverses a Fire Ant hammerlock. Fire Ant slugs Pinkie Sanchez, sending him down into the corner. While F. Ant fires up the crowd, Sanchez is removing the turnbuckle pad! Fire Ant comes over...but Sanchez grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Fire Ant face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Pinkie Sanchez rolls up the stunned Fire Ant: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Green Ant comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! F. Ant turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Green Ant has left F. Ant down and bloodied.

OR: 73%
CR: 64%
MQ: 83%

Zach Gowen is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Brian Kendrick, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Gowen turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Brian Kendrick sets Zach Gowen up in the corner. Sliced Bread #2!!! Brian Kendrick raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Gowen, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Zach Gowen, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Zach Gowen as Brian Kendrick exits via the crowd.

OR: 58%

Eddie Kingston vs Kevin Thorn

Kevin Thorn smashes a Playstation console over the head of Kingston. Big piledriver on Kingston. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Kevin Thorn misses a clothesline. Kingston slams Kevin Thorn. Thrown slam by Eddie Kingston. 1 - 2 - kick out. Thorn eats a trash can...Not literally obviously. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Big clothesline on Thorn. Thorn powers out of a headlock. Full nelson on Kingston...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Lifting DDT by Kevin Thorn. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Thorn slams Eddie Kingston down. Thorn rams Kingston into a table. Kingston powers out of a headlock. Big clothesline on Thorn. Thorn walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Eddie Kingston grapples with Kevin Thorn, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Kevin Thorn: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! The fight has started up again! Eddie Kingston attacks Thorn, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

OR: 64%
CR: 57%
MQ: 72%

We see Carlito warming up backstage.

OR: 88%

John Morrison vs Seth Rollins

Rollins hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. John Morrison elbows Seth Rollins in the face to break a hammerlock. Dropkick connects...Rollins goes down like a skanky hooker. Seth Rollins charges, Morrison moves, and the referee is knocked out. Rollins walks into a face crusher variation. Cover, but there's no one to count for John Morrison. Morrison walks into a trip. Second rope flying axe handle, Morrison goes down. Super frankenthingy on Morrison, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Back heel kick off the second rope, Morrison goes down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Morrison counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Morrison crushes Rollins with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Seth Rollins fights out of a grapple. Seth Rollins signals for the Avada Kedavra! Jon Moxley comes out of the crowd! He grabs the leg of Seth Rollins and drags him out of the ring. The referee has no option but to call for the DQ! Meanwhile, Seth Rollins gets sent crashing into the ring post! The fight has started up again! John Morrison attacks Rollins, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

OR: 83%
CR: 69%
MQ: 98%

Seth Rollins is backstage in his locker room. In comes Jon Moxley, and he attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Johnny Fabulous comes in too, and he joins in the attack on Rollins. The two-on-one attack leaves Seth Rollins down in his own locker room.

OR: 63%

Colt Cabana is backstage. My alcohol-induced haze meant i missed most of this....screw it. I heard enough to realise that he continued the feud by ripping into Carlito. Remember, it's all acting, kids. They all like each other really.

OR: 82%

Carlito vs Colt Cabana

Chop hits Cabana...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Big forearm by Carlito, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Gut buster, Cabana hits hard. Carlito snap suplexes Cabana. Cabana powers out of a headlock. Vertical suplex by Colt Cabana. Carlito was really high...i can relate to that. Brainbuster suplex by Colt Cabana. 1 - 2 - kick out. Carlito counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Cabana walks into a jaw breaker. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cool looking suplex on Cabana. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Cabana kicks Carlito in the gut to reverse the momentum. Suplex by Cabana. Carlito counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Big dropkick by Carlito. Carlito gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Carlito leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Carlito has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Colt Cabana to look for revenge.

OR: 95%
CR: 90%
MQ: 100%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 78%

[granger]

CHIKARA TWELFTH TALISMAN // CANT BE STOPPED
September 26th, 2012

Brian Kendrick vs Zach Gowen

Gowen floors Brian Kendrick. Kendrick takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back...like a drunk at 2am...hell, like ME at 2am in the morning. Kendrick takes a chop from Gowen. Brian Kendrick takes a knee lift from Gowen. Brian Kendrick reverses a hip toss. Brian Kendrick hits a rolling kick on Gowen. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Brian Kendrick gets taken down out of nowhere. Back heel kick from Gowen on Kendrick. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Zach Gowen blasts Kendrick with a crap kick. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kendrick counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Brian Kendrick strikes Gowen. Kendrick walks into a trip. Gowen hits a flying kick on Kendrick. Zach Gowen has Brian Kendrick down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, One-Legged Moonsault! 1....2....3. Brian Kendrick gives a murderous look toward Zach Gowen...and attacks! Gowen gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Kendrick picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.

OR: 53%
CR: 50%
MQ: 57%

Scott Lost is backstage, holding the CHIKARA Pure Championship belt. He announces that he is reinstating the title.

OR: 49%

Orlando Jordan vs Shad Gaspard

Jordan gets slammed. Shad Gaspard drives Jordan into the cage side. Chop hits Jordan...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Shad slams Orlando Jordan down. Shad Gaspard misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Shad gets slammed. Jordan climbs the cage...but Shad Gaspard is in hot pursuit, and they both end up back on the canvas. Massive backbreaker, Shad got planted. Shad counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Jordan walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Shad Gaspard climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Jordan! Shad Gaspard moves in for the kill. Shad's Taking Over!!! That shook the ring. Shad Gaspard and Jordan climb the cage....until Orlando Jordan gets knocked off by a right hand! Shad climbs over the top for the win! Orlando Jordan leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Shad Gaspard comes running as well, and Jordan gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle.

OR: 70%
CR: 72%
MQ: 68%

Fire Ant is walking backstage when he gets jumped by Pink Ant, Green Ant, and Soldier Ant. They beat him down, and leave him semi-conscious on the floor as they leave.

OR: 74%

Antonio Cesaro vs Chris Hero

Throat-first drop onto the top rope from Chris Hero! Antonio Cesaro gets nailed with a suplex. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Antonio Cesaro ducks a Chris Hero clothesline. Kick from Antonio Cesaro...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Cesaro hits a dropkick on Chris Hero. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Springboard dropkick from Antonio Cesaro...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Vertical suplex by Antonio Cesaro. Chris Hero was really high...i can relate to that. Chris Hero ducks a Antonio Cesaro clothesline. Pick-up into a powerbomb, Cesaro hits hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Front legsweep slam by Chris Hero, that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Back elbow connects, Cesaro staggers backward. Chris Hero hits a right hand. Chris Hero drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Cesaro hits a dropkick on Chris Hero. Cool looking suplex on Chris Hero. Aksana is at ringside! Chris Hero wastes valuable time by yelling at Aksana! Antonio Cesaro takes advantage of the distraction and nails Chris Hero from behind! Chris Hero is in trouble. Gotch Style Neutralizer!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Antonio Cesaro remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

OR: 77%
CR: 74%
MQ: 81%

Seth Rollins is walking backstage.

OR: 68%

Seth Rollins vs Jon Moxley

Rollins hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Dropkick connects...Moxley goes down like a skanky hooker. Second rope flying axe handle, Moxley goes down. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Moxley reverses a Seth Rollins hammerlock. Big backdrop on Rollins, executed well. Massive backbreaker, Rollins got planted. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Seth Rollins, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Vicious kick to the teeth from Seth Rollins. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Seth Rollins misses a clothesline. Jon Moxley uses a forearm to the face. Seth Rollins ducks a clothesline attempt. Kick by Seth Rollins...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Seth Rollins knocks Moxley to the outside, then signals for the Avada Kedavra. He reaches out of the ring for Jon Moxley...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Moxley sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Jon Moxley, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. The fight has started up again! Seth Rollins attacks Moxley, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

OR: 77%
CR: 76%
MQ: 79%

Colt Cabana is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he continued the feud by ripping into Carlito. Remember, it's all acting, kids. They all like each other really.

OR: 91%

Carlito vs Colt Cabana

Suplex by Carlito. Carlito goes to suplex Cabana through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Rude Awakening on Colt Cabana by Carlito. Big dropkick by Carlito. Colt Cabana pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Colt Cabana pulls Carlito onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Carlito gets nailed with a suplex. Colt Cabana misses a clothesline. Carlito hits a piledriver on Colt Cabana. Cabana walks into a face crusher variation. Cabana reverses a Carlito hammerlock. Carlito gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Cabana. Carlito takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Running knee lift from Carlito. Maxine is at ringside! Cabana wastes valuable time by yelling at Maxine! Carlito takes advantage of the distraction and nails Cabana from behind! Carlito moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Backstabber. Carlito sets up the table, then grabs Colt Cabana and hits a suplex through the table for the win. Carlito smiles and walks over and shakes hands with Maxine, thanking her for interfering and helping win this match.

OR: 96%
CR: 92%
MQ: 100%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 77%

[granger]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // HERO OF MY PEOPLE
October 3rd, 2012

Kevin Thorn vs Eddie Kingston

Thorn gets slammed. Thorn blocks a punch. Thorn slams Eddie Kingston. The referee is out, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Lariat, apparently Thorn thinks he is Stan Hansen. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Eddie Kingston powers out of a Kevin Thorn headlock. Big clothesline on Thorn. Massive backbreaker, Thorn got planted. 1 - 2 - kick out. Death valley driver by Eddie Kingston, Kevin Thorn got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Thorn ducks a wild right hand. Kevin Thorn hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Eddie Kingston fights out of a grapple. Kevin Thorn is in trouble. Here it comes - Sliding D. 1....2...3, it's finished. Eddie Kingston gives a murderous look toward Kevin Thorn...and attacks! Thorn gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Kingston leaves the ring having left Thorn down and out.

OR: 65%
CR: 58%
MQ: 72%

The Colony, with new leader, Pink Ant, are all backstage in their locker room, hanging out.

OR: 58%

Fire Ant vs Pink Ant

Fire Ant dropkicks Pink Ant after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Pink Ant is down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Pink Ant ducks a clothesline attempt. Pink Ant floors Fire Ant. Fire Ant takes a knee lift from Pink Ant. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Pink Ant dropkicks F. Ant after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Pink Ant hits a flying kick on F. Ant. F. Ant gets out the back of a Pink Ant bodyslam attempt. F. Ant crushes Pink Ant with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Back heel kick off the second rope, Pink Ant goes down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 DDT by Fire Ant. Springboard kick drives a table into Pink Ant. Pink Ant fights out of a grapple. Fire Ant takes a knee lift from Pink Ant. Pink Ant with an enziguri. Soldier Ant comes running down the aisle with a chair! Pink Ant whips Fire Ant into the ropes. S. Ant jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between S. Ant, F. Ant, and the chair! Fire Ant staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Pink Ant and S. Ant beat away on Fire Ant, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

OR: 77%
CR: 70%
MQ: 84%

Ricky Reynolds comes out from the back, making his debut tonight. He takes the microphone and makes it clear that he is in a position of power.

OR: 76%

Shad Gaspard vs Orlando Jordan

Big clothesline on Shad. Big piledriver on Shad. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Shad counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Shad hits a right hand. Big clothesline on Jordan. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Shad Gaspard scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Shad slams Orlando Jordan down. Jordan gets out the back of a Shad Gaspard bodyslam attempt. Big piledriver on Shad. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Spear! Shad is down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Thrown slam by Orlando Jordan. Jordan slams Shad Gaspard. Shad Gaspard powers out of a Orlando Jordan headlock. Flying shoulder tackle by Shad sends Jordan to the mat. Spear! Jordan is down. Orlando Jordan tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Shad goes to the eyes! Shad Gaspard quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Orlando Jordan collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Orlando Jordan got screwed! The fight has started up again! Shad Gaspard attacks Jordan, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

OR: 70%
CR: 71%
MQ: 71%

Maxine comes down to the ring and takes a microphone. She announces that she has made a big new signing, and that her new client is Carlito. Out comes Carlito, and he shakes hands with his new manager, signaling their alliance.

OR: 82%

Jon Moxley vs Seth Rollins

Moxley slams Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Spinny weird kick from Seth Rollins. Moxley reverses an irish whip...and Seth Rollins runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Back heel kick off the second rope, Moxley goes down. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Moxley blocks a punch. Running knee lift from Jon Moxley. Jon Moxley hits a delayed suplex on Rollins. 1 - 2 - kick out. Spear! Rollins is down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Rollins counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Super kick by Seth Rollins. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Moxley counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. The referee is out, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Seth Rollins knocks Moxley to the outside, then signals for the Avada Kedavra. He reaches out of the ring for Jon Moxley...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Moxley sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Jon Moxley slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Rollins to get some payback.

OR: 77%
CR: 74%
MQ: 80%

Jon Moxley is walking backstage when he is spotted by Seth Rollins, who attacks. They brawl around the arena for a while, until Seth Rollins gets a clear upper hand and sends Moxley into retreat.

OR: 77%

Carlito vs Colt Cabana

Carlito fires off some right and left hands. Carlito drives a forearm into the chest of Cabana. Big backdrop on Cabana, executed well. Hard legsweep by Carlito. Cabana reverses a waistlock. Hard legsweep by Cabana. Reverse DDT on Carlito. 1 - 2 - kick out. Carlito powers out of a headlock. Weird kick by Carlito on Cabana. 1 - 2 - kick out. Belly to belly off the top rope, Cabana got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Cabana counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Back suplex on Carlito. Carlito counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Cabana gets caught with a short powerbomb from Carlito. Maxine has climbed up onto the apron! Cabana turns...and falls for the distraction! Carlito attacks Cabana from behind! Colt Cabana can barely stand. Here it comes - Backstabber. 1....2...3, it's finished. Carlito shakes hands with Maxine, showing that their plan worked perfectly.

OR: 96%
CR: 93%
MQ: 100%

Chris Hero is backstage. I went downstairs to get a beer. When i came back, i caught the end of this interview. I think he continued the feud by ripping into Antonio Cesaro. Remember, it's all acting, kids. They all like each other really.

OR: 77%

Antonio Cesaro vs Chris Hero

Standing kicky thing by Antonio Cesaro on Chris Hero. Chris Hero pushes out of a Antonio Cesaro hold. Suplex by Chris Hero, Cesaro landed on his ass...heh. Chris Hero misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Cesaro. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Cesaro powers out of a headlock. Cesaro hits a dropkick on Chris Hero. Cesaro crushes Chris Hero with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Chris Hero walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Chris Hero elbows Antonio Cesaro in the face to break a hammerlock. Full nelson on Cesaro...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Antonio Cesaro pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. The referee watches as the two wrestlers go to the outside and start brawling around ringside. He completes a ten count, and they are still outside, having ignored the count. This match is over via double count out. The fight has started up again! Antonio Cesaro attacks Chris Hero, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

OR: 70%
CR: 59%
MQ: 82%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 74%

[granger]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // FINALLY STOPPED
October 10th, 2012We see Colt Cabana arriving backstage.

OR: 81%

Orlando Jordan vs Shad Gaspard

Chop hits Jordan...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Shad Gaspard fires off some right and left hands. Bodyslam by Shad. Back elbow connects, Jordan staggers backward. Orlando Jordan powers out of a Shad Gaspard headlock. Thrown slam by Orlando Jordan. Jordan hits a piledriver on Shad Gaspard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Shad counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Shad hits a piledriver on Orlando Jordan. 1 - 2 - kick out. Jordan walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Jordan blocks a kick from Shad Gaspard. Chop hits Shad...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Shad Gaspard, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Shad Gaspard with a spinning neckbreaker on Jordan. Orlando Jordan can barely stand. Shad's Taking Over!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Shad Gaspard climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

OR: 63%
CR: 70%
MQ: 71%

Kevin Thorn is walking backstage when Eddie Kingston comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Eddie Kingston walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Thorn down on the floor.

OR: 68%

Seth Rollins is backstage. My alcohol-induced haze meant i missed most of this....screw it. I heard enough to realise that he continued the feud by ripping into Jon Moxley. Remember, it's all acting, kids. They all like each other really.

OR: 70%

Jon Moxley vs Sterling James Keenan

Chop hits SJK...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. SJK ducks a wild right hand. Moxley gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from SJK. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Sterling James Keenan with an enziguri. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Jon Moxley powers out of a Sterling James Keenan headlock. Bodyslam by Moxley. Massive backbreaker, SJK got planted. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. SJK walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. SJK kicks Jon Moxley in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying elbow off the top rope by Sterling James Keenan. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Moxley ducks a wild right hand. Jon Moxley signals for the Midnight Special! Seth Rollins comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Jon Moxley turns around. Seth Rollins spins Moxley around. Seth Rollins hits the Avada Kedavra! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Rollins! Seth Rollins isn't finished with his attack yet! Jon Moxley stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Seth Rollins. Avada Kedavra!!! Jon Moxley has been put down on the canvas! Seth Rollins shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Moxley gets picked up...and hit with another Avada Kedavra! Jon Moxley is spread-eagled on the canvas. Rollins again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Avada Kedavra, the third one in a row! Seth Rollins eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Moxley, who isn't moving.

OR: 45%
CR: 32%
MQ: 70%

The Colony are in the ring, when Fire Ant comes out. He challenges Pink Ant to a match. He refuses, and says that before Fire Ant can get his match, he must prove that he is good enough by defeating Green Ant in a match. If he can win, then Pink Ant says he will consider accepting the challenge.

OR: 54%

Fire Ant vs Green Ant

Fire Ant scores with a back heel kick on G. Ant. G. Ant walks into a high dropkick from Fire Ant. Second rope flying axe handle, G. Ant goes down. G. Ant takes a flying neckbreaker from Fire Ant. Fire Ant gets taken down out of nowhere. F. Ant takes a chop from G. Ant. Green Ant hits a crap missile dropkick on F. Ant. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. F. Ant backdrops Green Ant out of a piledriver attempt. Super kick by Fire Ant. 1 - 2 - kick out. Springboard dropkick from Fire Ant...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Green Ant reverses a hip toss. F. Ant takes a chop from G. Ant. F. Ant ducks a wild right hand. DDT by Fire Ant. Fire Ant moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Beach Break. 1....2...3, it's finished. Pink Ant comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! F. Ant turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Pink Ant has left F. Ant down and bloodied.

OR: 63%
CR: 54%
MQ: 84%

Chris Hero is walking backstage.

OR: 86%

Antonio Cesaro vs Chris Hero

Kick from Antonio Cesaro...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Antonio Cesaro scores with a back heel kick on Chris Hero. Flying elbow from Antonio Cesaro. Kick by Antonio Cesaro...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Chris Hero counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Gut buster, Cesaro hits hard. Antonio Cesaro gets nailed with a suplex. 1 - 2 - kick out. Chris Hero walks into a trip. Chris Hero takes a rana from Antonio Cesaro. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. DDT from the top rope by Antonio Cesaro....holy crap, that was sweet. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Chris Hero reverses a Antonio Cesaro hammerlock. Big forearm by Chris Hero, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Antonio Cesaro takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Cesaro uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Chris Hero slams Cesaro, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Antonio Cesaro doing? Chris Hero picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Cesaro up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Antonio Cesaro is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Cesaro had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Chris Hero must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! I don't think the fight has finished. Antonio Cesaro and Chris Hero have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 71%
CR: 75%
MQ: 83%

Carlito is backstage. I switched the channel briefly to look for some porn, so i missed most of this segment. From the ending, i guess he continued the feud by ripping into Colt Cabana. Remember, it's all acting, kids. They all like each other really.

OR: 86%

Carlito vs Colt Cabana

Suplex by Cabana. Carlito blocks a punch. Cabana gets slammed. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Carlito brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Cabana!! That was incredibly brutal, i LOVE that move. Cover, but there's no one to count for Carlito. Cabana kicks Carlito in the gut to reverse the momentum. Carlito gets caught with a short powerbomb from Cabana. Brainbuster suplex by Colt Cabana. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cabana hits a great swinging DDT on Carlito. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Carlito backdrops Colt Cabana out of a piledriver attempt. Brainbuster suplex by Carlito. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Cabana reverses a waistlock. Carlito gets whipped into the corner by Cabana, who charges in with a clothesline. Carlito grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Carlito gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Carlito slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. Obviously he's had enough for one night.

OR: 87%
CR: 94%
MQ: 100%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 71%

[granger]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
October 17th, 2012

Jimmy Rave is in the ring, about to give an interview. Out from the crowd comes the debuting Shane Helms, who attacks. Jimmy Rave is in trouble. Shining Wizard!!! That shook the ring. Rave has been laid out by Shane Helms.

OR: 80%

Ariel is backstage, when Eddie Kingston comes over. He asks her out on a date, and she accepts.

OR: 58%

Kevin Thorn vs Eddie Kingston

Thrown slam by Eddie Kingston. Full nelson on Thorn...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Thorn ducks a wild right hand. Kevin Thorn fires off some right and left hands. Thrown slam by Kevin Thorn. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Kevin Thorn scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Thrown slam by Kevin Thorn. Kingston counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Eddie Kingston hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Thorn walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Big clothesline on Thorn. Eddie Kingston fires off some right and left hands. Thorn counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Thrown slam by Kevin Thorn. Lifting DDT by Kevin Thorn. Kevin Thorn misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Kevin Thorn slides out and grabs a chair, then gets back in the ring. Chair shot missed! Eddie Kingston ducked it, and now grabs the chair. Thorn takes the shot instead! Wait - the referee is back up, and is calling for the bell. He's disqualifying Eddie Kingston for using a chair! Thorn ends up with a cheap victory. Eddie Kingston goes nuts, attacking the referee! DDT! The referee is out!

OR: 69%
CR: 65%
MQ: 73%

Fire Ant is in the ring, when Pink Ant walks out onto the stage. They argue, and the distraction Pink Ant causes proves to be enough, as F. Ant doesn't notice The Colony VII coming out of the crowd until they are already within striking distance. He gets beaten down as Pink Ant looks on from the stage.

OR: 73%

Fire Ant vs Pink Ant

Pink Ant hits a quick kick on F. Ant. Pink Ant drives a forearm into the chest of F. Ant. Pink Ant hits an arm drag on F. Ant. Flying elbow from Pink Ant. Fire Ant elbows Pink Ant in the face to break a hammerlock. Fire Ant hits a rolling kick on Pink Ant. Super kick by Fire Ant. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Pink Ant reverses a hip toss. Flying elbow off the top rope by Pink Ant. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Flying knee to the face from Pink Ant. Japanese marks everywhere cream themselves as someone uses a Shining Wizard....it's only a knee for crying out loud! 1 - 2 - 2.999 Pink Ant gets taken down out of nowhere. Big kick on Pink Ant by Fire Ant. Pink Ant pushes out of a Fire Ant hold. Big dropkick by Pink Ant. Soldier Ant comes running down the aisle with a chair! Pink Ant goes to irish whip Fire Ant into the ropes. S. Ant hits F. Ant with a chair to the back! Fire Ant is in trouble. Burning Snicklefritz!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Pink Ant and S. Ant beat away on Fire Ant, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

OR: 74%
CR: 64%
MQ: 85%

Aksana is backstage with her client Antonio Cesaro. Aksana explains that she knows tonight will be a big night, and so she wants Antonio Cesaro to put on a career-best performance. The scene fades out as the praise and motivation continues.

OR: 65%

Antonio Cesaro vs Chris Hero

Hip toss onto a chair by Cesaro. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Chris Hero is down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Antonio Cesaro misses a clothesline. Antonio Cesaro walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Chris Hero. Cesaro eats a suplex like a fat man eating a waffle. Man i could use a waffle right about now. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Fire extinguisher shot. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Chris Hero snap suplexes Cesaro. Cesaro pushes out of a Chris Hero hold. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Chris Hero is down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Back heel kick off the second rope, Chris Hero goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kick by Antonio Cesaro...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Face jam onto the table by Cesaro. Chris Hero counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Gut buster, Cesaro hits hard. Belly to belly off the top rope, Cesaro got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. Aksana has climbed up onto the apron! Chris Hero turns...and falls for the distraction! Antonio Cesaro runs at Chris Hero from behind...but misses! Antonio Cesaro collides with Aksana! Chris Hero moves in for the kill. KO! 1....2....3. I don't think the fight has finished. Antonio Cesaro and Chris Hero have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 79%
CR: 75%
MQ: 83%

Seth Rollins is backstage. My alcohol-induced haze meant i missed most of this....screw it. I heard enough to realise that he was building up the feud with Jon Moxley.

OR: 82%

Jon Moxley vs Seth Rollins

Seth Rollins scores with a back heel kick on Moxley. Seth Rollins strikes Moxley. Rollins uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hard back suplex on Moxley. Moxley blocks a kick from Seth Rollins. Big backdrop on Rollins, executed well. Full nelson on Rollins...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Seth Rollins powers out of a Jon Moxley headlock. Super frankenthingy on Moxley, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Seth Rollins, Moxley might be dead. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Seth Rollins misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Moxley drives a forearm into the chest of Rollins. Rollins counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Kick by Seth Rollins...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Jon Moxley takes a nasty tumble from the top to the outside after a shove from Seth Rollins! The referee count to ten, then calls for the bell. Moxley gets counted out. Jon Moxley slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. Obviously he's had enough for one night.

OR: 79%
CR: 89%
MQ: 80%

We see Carlito warming up backstage.

OR: 76%

Colt Cabana vs Carlito

Carlito walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Cabana. Carlito counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Carlito slams Colt Cabana. Carlito misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Front legsweep slam by Carlito, that was cool. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Cabana reverses a waistlock. Throat-first drop onto the top rope from Colt Cabana! Powerbomby thing by Colt Cabana. 1 - 2 - kick out. Carlito gets hit with a wicked powerbomb thing out of the corner. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Carlito reverses a Colt Cabana hammerlock. Carlito hits a delayed suplex on Cabana. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Cabana counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! I don't think the fight has finished. Colt Cabana and Carlito have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 97%
CR: 94%
MQ: 100%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 77%

[granger]

CHIKARA'S SMALL BUT MIGHTY // GAMES OVER
October 21st, 2012

Eddie Kingston vs Kevin Thorn

Thrown slam by Kevin Thorn. Full nelson on Kingston...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kingston counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Eddie Kingston fires off some right and left hands. Flying shoulder tackle by Kingston sends Thorn to the mat. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Eddie Kingston scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Big clothesline on Thorn. Thorn counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Big piledriver on Kingston. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Death valley driver by Kevin Thorn, Eddie Kingston got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Bodyslam by Thorn. Kingston gets slammed. Kingston gets out the back of a Kevin Thorn bodyslam attempt. Kingston slams Kevin Thorn down. Death valley driver by Eddie Kingston, Kevin Thorn got planted hard...that was cool. Ariel is at ringside! Thorn wastes valuable time by yelling at Ariel! Eddie Kingston takes advantage of the distraction and nails Thorn from behind! Kevin Thorn is in trouble. Sliding D!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kingston and Ariel tie Kevin Thorn up in the ropes, then start punching away at him until referees run down and break it up.

OR: 69%
CR: 65%
MQ: 74%

Pink Ant is in the ring. Out from the back comes Green Ant, who enters the ring. He walks over, but instead of attacking as expected, he shakes hands instead. He takes the microphone and explains that he is now aligned with Pink Ant, and they will work together to achieve their goals.

OR: 68%

Pink Ant vs Fire Ant

Dropkick connects...Pink Ant goes down like a skanky hooker. Fire Ant gets taken down out of nowhere. Pink Ant hits a back kick. The referee is out, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Pink Ant face jams Fire Ant. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. F. Ant backdrops Pink Ant out of a piledriver attempt. F. Ant uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super frankenthingy on Pink Ant, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Vicious kick to the teeth from Fire Ant. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Pink Ant powers out of a Fire Ant headlock. Pink Ant hits a high kick on Fire Ant. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. F. Ant blocks a kick from Pink Ant. Green Ant comes running down the aisle with a chair! Pink Ant and Fire Ant continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Green Ant slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Fire Ant moves! G. Ant accidentally blasts Pink Ant with a chair to the head! Fire Ant throws G. Ant out of the ring! Pink Ant can barely stand. Beach Break! 1....2....3. Fire Ant remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

OR: 75%
CR: 66%
MQ: 85%

Seth Rollins is walking backstage.

OR: 76%

Jon Moxley vs Seth Rollins

Weird kick by Rollins on Moxley. Moxley kicks Seth Rollins in the gut to reverse the momentum. Rollins gets slammed. Bodyslam by Moxley. Jon Moxley with a spinning neckbreaker on Rollins. Seth Rollins pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Moxley walks into a face crusher variation. Kick by Seth Rollins...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Moxley powers out of a headlock. Running knee lift from Jon Moxley. Jon Moxley scores with a standing spinebuster. Seth Rollins powers out of a Jon Moxley headlock. Seth Rollins climbs to the top rope...but Moxley gets back up, and climbs out onto the apron! Rollins gets grabbed...and gets pressed from the top rope all the way to the outside, through the announcer's table! Moxley climbs out with a microphone and asks Seth Rollins...who has no choice but to quit! The impact of that last fall was too great. Jon Moxley remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

OR: 80%
CR: 80%
MQ: 81%

Antonio Cesaro is backstage. I switched the channel briefly to look for some porn, so i missed most of this segment. From the ending, i guess he was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Chris Hero.

OR: 80%

Antonio Cesaro vs Chris Hero

Suplex by Chris Hero. Chris Hero launches Cesaro into the cage wall. Chris Hero climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Cesaro! Chris Hero snap suplexes Cesaro. Hard legsweep by Chris Hero. Antonio Cesaro powers out of a Chris Hero headlock. Antonio Cesaro throws Chris Hero into the cage. Cesaro crushes Chris Hero with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Antonio Cesaro and Chris Hero climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Chris Hero reverses a hip toss. Reverse DDT on Cesaro. Powerbomb on Cesaro. Cesaro blocks a punch. Spinny weird kick from Antonio Cesaro. Chris Hero ducks a clothesline attempt. Chris Hero and Cesaro climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Cesaro eats a suplex like a fat man eating a waffle. Man i could use a waffle right about now. Antonio Cesaro can barely stand. Here it comes - KO. Cesaro climbs the cage...but gets pulled off by Chris Hero, who then climbs up and over! We have a winner! Chris Hero remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

OR: 81%
CR: 81%
MQ: 82%

A video is played, hyping the upcoming Carlito vs Colt Cabana match.

OR: 89%

Carlito vs Colt Cabana

Carlito snap suplexes Cabana. Carlito pulls Cabana onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Hard legsweep by Carlito. Thrown slam by Carlito. Colt Cabana reverses a hip toss. Colt Cabana pulls Carlito onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Carlito walks into a jaw breaker. Carlito ducks a clothesline attempt. Colt Cabana gets nailed with a suplex. Spear! Cabana is down. Cabana gets out the back of a Carlito bodyslam attempt. Cabana drives a forearm into the chest of Carlito. Carlito reverses a hip toss. Hard back suplex on Cabana. Carlito sets up the table, then grabs Colt Cabana and uses a belly to belly suplex to break the table and get the victory. Carlito climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

OR: 98%
CR: 96%
MQ: 100%

SHOW OVERALL RATING: 83%

[granger]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // ITS FRESH
October 24th, 2012

Zema Ion vs Richie Steamboat

Zema Ion hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Steamboat walks into a high dropkick from Zema Ion. Flying elbow from Zema Ion. Kick by Zema Ion...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Steamboat blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Big backdrop on Zema Ion, executed well. Brainbuster suplex by Richie Steamboat. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Zema Ion blocks a kick from Richie Steamboat. Zema Ion crushes Steamboat with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. DDT from the top rope by Zema Ion....holy crap, that was sweet. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Richie Steamboat reverses a hip toss. Zema Ion takes a chop from Steamboat. Zema Ion ducks a clothesline attempt. Zema Ion hits a rolling kick on Steamboat. Richie Steamboat slugs Zema Ion, sending him down into the corner. While Steamboat fires up the crowd, Zema Ion is removing the turnbuckle pad! Richie Steamboat comes over...but Zema Ion grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Richie Steamboat face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Zema Ion rolls up the stunned Richie Steamboat, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Zema Ion. Zema Ion slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Steamboat to get some payback.

OR: 60%
CR: 51%
MQ: 69%

A video is played, hyping the upcoming debut of Johnny Devine.

OR: 60%

Brian Kendrick vs Zach Gowen

Kendrick walks into a spinning heel kick. The camera pans to some fat guy in the crowd....remember kids, fat people are evil. Gowen hits a high kick on Brian Kendrick. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kendrick counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Big kick on Gowen by Brian Kendrick. Kendrick uses a basement dropkick to the knee. 1 - 2 - kick out. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Brian Kendrick, Gowen might be dead. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Zach Gowen pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Gowen hits a high kick on Brian Kendrick. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Zach Gowen with an enziguri. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Gowen hits a flying kick on Kendrick. Brian Kendrick gets hip tossed by Gowen. Brian Kendrick elbows Zach Gowen in the face to break a hammerlock. DDT by Brian Kendrick. Cool looking suplex on Gowen. Brian Kendrick grapples with Zach Gowen, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Zach Gowen: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! Brian Kendrick slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Gowen to get some payback.

OR: 54%
CR: 50%
MQ: 58%

Fire Ant is backstage in his locker room. In comes Green Ant, and he attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Pink Ant comes in too, and he joins in the attack on F. Ant. The two-on-one attack leaves Fire Ant down in his own locker room.

OR: 70%

Shad Gaspard vs John Morrison

Spinny weird kick from John Morrison. John Morrison gets taken down out of nowhere. Morrison gets slammed. Shad Gaspard misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Lifting DDT by Shad Gaspard. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Morrison backdrops Shad Gaspard out of a piledriver attempt. John Morrison hits a rolling kick on Shad. Super kick by John Morrison. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cool looking suplex on Shad. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Shad reverses a John Morrison hammerlock. Spear by Shad Gaspard. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. John Morrison powers out of a Shad Gaspard headlock. Shad Gaspard gets knocked to the ground by Morrison. Running Knee! 1....2....3. John Morrison climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

OR: 78%
CR: 80%
MQ: 75%

John Morrison is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Shad Gaspard, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Morrison turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. John Morrison is in trouble. Here it comes - Shad's Taking Over. Shad Gaspard raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Morrison, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of John Morrison, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help John Morrison as Shad Gaspard exits via the crowd.

OR: 82%

Jon Moxley vs The Hurricane

Jon Moxley uses a forearm to the face. Moxley chair shots The Hurricane. Running knee lift from Jon Moxley. Back elbow connects, Hurricane staggers backward. Hurricane pushes out of a Jon Moxley hold. The Hurricane dropkicks Moxley after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Super frankenthingy on Moxley, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Moxley blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Moxley hits a piledriver on The Hurricane. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lifting DDT by Jon Moxley. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Moxley walks into a trip. Moxley walks into a high dropkick from The Hurricane. Jon Moxley pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Bodyslam by Moxley. Jon Moxley grapples with The Hurricane, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned The Hurricane: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! I don't think the fight has finished. Jon Moxley and Hurricane have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 83%
CR: 81%
MQ: 85%

Colt Cabana is backstage. I got bored so didn't listen to this bit...if you don't like it, go read Scott Keith's commentary instead...but i managed to deduce that he talked trash about Antonio Cesaro, continuing their feud.

OR: 92%

Antonio Cesaro vs Colt Cabana

Cesaro hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Cesaro hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Cesaro uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Cesaro only gets knees on a splash. Big dropkick by Colt Cabana. Colt Cabana hits a delayed suplex on Cesaro. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cabana drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Cesaro crushes Cabana with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cabana walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Cabana pushes out of a Antonio Cesaro hold. Cesaro gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Cabana. Cesaro counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Big dropkick by Antonio Cesaro. Antonio Cesaro gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Antonio Cesaro leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Cesaro has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Colt Cabana to look for revenge.

OR: 89%
CR: 86%
MQ: 92%

Carlito is walking backstage.

OR: 89%

Chris Hero vs Carlito

Back suplex on Chris Hero. Carlito only gets knees on a splash. Carlito gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Chris Hero. Carlito reverses an irish whip...and Chris Hero runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Front legsweep slam by Chris Hero, that was cool. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Carlito powers out of a Chris Hero headlock. Kick by Carlito...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Weird kick by Carlito on Chris Hero. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Carlito brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Chris Hero!! That was incredibly brutal, i LOVE that move. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Carlito gets taken down out of nowhere. Powerbomby thing by Chris Hero. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Chris Hero gets taken down out of nowhere. Chris Hero grabs Carlito from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Carlito rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Chris Hero over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! Carlito slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Chris Hero to get some payback.

OR: 90%
CR: 90%
MQ: 91%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 78%

[granger]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION // GAMES OVER
October 31st, 2012

John Morrison is in the ring, and he calls out Paul Burchill. Burchill appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two.

OR: 71%

Paul Burchill vs Seth Rollins

Flying elbow from Seth Rollins. Weird kick by Rollins on Burchill. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Burchill counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Chop hits Rollins...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Big backdrop on Rollins, executed well. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Spear! Rollins is down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Flying shoulder tackle by Burchill sends Rollins to the mat. Rollins backdrops Paul Burchill out of a piledriver attempt. Super frankenthingy on Burchill, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Vicious kick to the teeth from Seth Rollins. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Rollins hits a dropkick on Paul Burchill. Spinny weird kick from Seth Rollins. Paul Burchill, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Bodyslam by Burchill. Powerbomb on Rollins. Paul Burchill floors Rollins near the ropes and makes the pin. Burchill is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Paul Burchill slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Rollins to get some payback.

OR: 77%
CR: 73%
MQ: 82%

Zach Gowen is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Brian Kendrick, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Gowen turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Zach Gowen gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Kendrick. Sliced Bread #2! Perfectly executed! Brian Kendrick raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Gowen, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Zach Gowen, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Zach Gowen as Brian Kendrick exits via the crowd.

OR: 57%

We see John Morrison warming up backstage.

OR: 78%

Shad Gaspard vs John Morrison

Shad slams John Morrison. Shad Gaspard misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Standing kicky thing by John Morrison on Shad. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Shad goes down. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Shad blocks a punch. Flying shoulder tackle by Shad sends Morrison to the mat. Full nelson on Morrison...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Lifting DDT by Shad Gaspard. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Morrison ducks a wild right hand. Massive backbreaker, Shad got planted. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Shad powers out of a headlock. John Morrison charges, Shad moves, and the referee is knocked out. John Morrison knocks Shad to the outside, then signals for the Starship Pain. He reaches out of the ring for Shad Gaspard...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Shad sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. I don't think the fight has finished. Shad Gaspard and Morrison have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 79%
CR: 81%
MQ: 76%

The Hurricane is walking backstage, when he meets Jon Moxley. They trade insults, get in each others faces, but eventually walk off without coming to blows.

OR: 82%

Jon Moxley vs Johnny Devine

Devine gets smacked around like a bitch. Jon Moxley with a spinning neckbreaker on Devine. Spear by Jon Moxley. Powerbomb on Devine. Jon Moxley signals for the Midnight Special! The Hurricane comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Jon Moxley turns around. The Hurricane spins Moxley around. The Hurricane hits the Shining Wizard! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Hurricane! The Hurricane isn't finished with his attack yet! Jon Moxley stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from The Hurricane. Shining Wizard!!! Jon Moxley has been put down on the canvas! The Hurricane shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Moxley gets picked up...and hit with another Shining Wizard! Jon Moxley is spread-eagled on the canvas. Hurricane again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Shining Wizard, the third one in a row! The Hurricane eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Moxley, who isn't moving.

OR: 53%
CR: 32%
MQ: 74%

Chris Hero is warming up backstage. Eddie Kingston walks over and tells him that he has his back tonight.

OR: 85%

Chris Hero vs Carlito

Carlito walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Chris Hero. Carlito pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Back suplex on Chris Hero. Carlito misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Cool looking suplex on Chris Hero. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Chris Hero counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Throat-first drop onto the top rope from Chris Hero! Carlito gets nailed with a suplex. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Carlito gets hit with a wicked powerbomb thing out of the corner. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Carlito pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Chris Hero walks into a jaw breaker. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Chris Hero blocks a kick from Carlito. Chris Hero scores with a forearm, sending Carlito down into the corner. The referee pulls Chris Hero away to get the break. Wait! Carlito has pulled something out of his tights. Chris Hero walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Eddie Kingston comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Carlito turns...and narrowly avoids vicious chair shot! Carlito spins Kingston around. Carlito hits the Backstabber! Carlito has left Kingston down on the canvas.

OR: 90%
CR: 90%
MQ: 91%

Antonio Cesaro is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he was building up the feud with Colt Cabana.

OR: 74%

Antonio Cesaro vs Colt Cabana

Dropkick connects...Cabana goes down like a skanky hooker. Cabana gets out the back of a Antonio Cesaro bodyslam attempt. Armbar takedown from Colt Cabana, boring me senseless. Cesaro reverses an irish whip...and Colt Cabana runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Delayed brainbuster suplex, Cabana held that one for ages. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Antonio Cesaro ducks a clothesline attempt. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Cabana takes a rana from Antonio Cesaro. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Cool looking suplex on Cabana. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Colt Cabana ducks a clothesline attempt. Reverse DDT on Cesaro. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Cesaro reverses a waistlock. Colt Cabana slugs Antonio Cesaro, sending him down into the corner. While Cabana fires up the crowd, Cesaro is removing the turnbuckle pad! Colt Cabana comes over...but Cesaro grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Colt Cabana face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Antonio Cesaro rolls up the stunned Colt Cabana: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? I don't think the fight has finished. Antonio Cesaro and Cabana have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

OR: 90%
CR: 88%
MQ: 92%

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 77%

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