Cole's EWR

[Cole]

WWE Championship
CM Punk (Start - 8/5/2012)
John Cena (8/5/2012 - Present)

World Heavyweight Championship
Sheamus (Start - 8/3/2012)
Alberto Del Rio (8/3/2012 - Present)

Intercontinental Championship
Christian (Start - Present)

United States Championship
Santino Marella (Start - 8/5/2012)
Rey Mysterio (8/5/2012 - 8/6/2012)
David Otunga (8/6/2012 - Present)

WWE Tag Team Championships
Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (Start - Present)

Divas Championship
Layla (Start - Present)

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TNA World Heavyweight Championship
AJ Styles (8/2/2012 - Present)

TNA Television Championship
D'Angelo Dinero (8/2/2012 - Present)

TNA X Division Championship
Chris Sabin (8/2/2012 - Present)

TNA Tag Team Championships
London and Kendrick (8/2/2012 - Present)

TNA Knockouts Championship
Mickie James (8/2/2012 - Present)

[Joey]

why you have John Cena as WWE champ?

[Cole]

I wanted to do a feud just based on Punk and Bryan with no title. Plus, I got ideas for John Cena.

[Joey]

Have him job to Kharma please

[Miseria Cantare]

Lol.

Good job Cole.

[Cole]

Hard Justice 2012 Results

Mickie James def. Sarita due to a botched interference from Rosita to retain the Knockouts title.

John Hennigan def. D'Angelo Dinero via DQ. Dinero ran away after the match with his title.

The #1 Contender for the X Division Championship, Jesse Sorensen, was pulled behind a crate and beaten senselessly. Hulk Hogan said that since he defeated Sorensen on Impact, Consequences Creed will take his place against Sabin.

Austin Aries def. Samoa Joe in a hardcore match. After the match, Joe beat down on Aries. It was reported that he has some minor injuries, but is not out full time.

Chris Sabin def. Consequences Creed to retain the X Division Championship. Afterwards, Creed attacked Sabin, thus turning heel in the process.

Rob Van Dam def. Mr. Anderson. He will be taking on AJ Styles for the World Championship on Thursday.

London and Kendrick def. The British Invasion to retain the TNA World Tag Team Championships. The Brits got revenge after the match by pummeling them.

Bobby Roode and Kurt Angle fought to a double count out. They fought to the back afterwards.

AJ Styles def. Jeff Hardy in a ladder match to retain the TNA Heavyweight Championship.

[Cole]

Impact Wrestling August 16, 2012 Results

Bobby Roode is in the ring, when Kurt Angle comes out from the back. They trade insults, and look ready to begin fighting when numerous referees, other backstage officials, and wrestlers come running out and hold them apart so that they can't go at it.

Bully Ray vs Mr. Anderson

Mr. Anderson with a spinning neckbreaker on Bully Ray. Massive backbreaker on Bully Ray and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Bully Ray kicks Mr. Anderson in the gut to reverse the momentum. Bully Ray scoops and slams Mr. Anderson. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Fallaway slam by Bully Ray puts down Mr. Anderson. Covers for a quick two count. Bully Ray scores with a big spinebuster. Pin, but Anderson is out just before the three count. BAAACK Body drop by Anderson gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Bully Ray drops an elbow...but Mr. Anderson moves out of the way. Full nelson slam on Bully Ray. Covers for a quick two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Running knee lift from Mr. Anderson. STIFF~! chop lights up Bully Ray who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bully Ray avoids a Mr. Anderson avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Bully Ray with a spinning neckbreaker on Anderson. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Bully Ray just KILLS Mr. Anderson! Devon comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Mr. Anderson turns around. Devon spins Anderson around. Devon hits the Standing Spinebuster! Devon leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Bully Ray, Anderson got pinned. Bully Ray and Devon put the boots to Mr. Anderson, stomping away on him.

AJ Styles is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Rob Van Dam. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Jesse Sorensen is walking backstage, when he suddenly stops and looks around. He walks over and looks behind some crates. He suddenly ducks, just in time to avoid a chair shot to the head. Jesse Sorensen grabs the mystery attacker and drags him out from hiding. It is Concequences Creed, who Jesse Sorensen beats to the floor. Concequences Creed manages to get free and runs off, leaving Jesse Sorensen looking on in anger.

Austin Aries and John Hennigan vs Samoa Joe and D'Angelo Dinero

Standing leg lariat by John Hennigan on The Pope. Flying elbow from John Hennigan connects. Covers for a quick two count. Hennigan tags out to Austin Aries. Hennigan \ Aries whip The Pope into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Implant DDT by Austin Aries! I will always and forever mark out for that move. The Pope flips out of a Austin Aries bodyslam attempt. Big piledriver on Aries. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Pope tags out to Samoa Joe. Spear by Samoa Joe. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Austin Aries by Samoa Joe. Remember when that was a legit finish? Aries reverses a Samoa Joe hammerlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tag between Austin Aries and John Hennigan. John Hennigan connects with a back heel kick on Samoa Joe and gets back up quickly. Tag to D'Angelo Dinero. Second rope flying axe handle, The Pope goes down. One day, Hennigan might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. John Hennigan floors D'Angelo Dinero...and climbs the turnbuckles. Starship Pain!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. The Pope \ Samoa Joe don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Hennigan \ Aries, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

A video is played, hyping the upcoming AJ Styles vs Rob Van Dam match.

Alex Shelley vs Robbie E

Robbie E walks into a high dropkick from Alex Shelley, almost losing several teeth in the process. Robbie E backdrops Alex Shelley out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Robbie E. Robbie E just WAFFLES Shelley with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Shelley reverses an irish whip...and Robbie E runs into the referee! Tor-NADO DDT from Robbie E, Shelley got planted! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Shelley backdrops Robbie E out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Alex Shelley. Spin kick by Alex Shelley to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. SUPER frankensteiner on Robbie E, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Alex Shelley. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Robbie E fights out of a grapple. Spear by Robbie E. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shelley reverses a waistlock. Robbie T has climbed up onto the apron! Shelley turns...and falls for the distraction! Robbie E runs at Shelley from behind...but misses! Robbie E collides with Robbie T! Alex Shelley drives Robbie E into the corner. Sliced Bread #2! 1....2....3. Robbie E and Robbie T are beating down on Alex Shelley! The music of Chris Sabin hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Robbie E and Robbie T bail out of the ring, leaving Alex Shelley down in the ring. Chris Sabin may have saved Alex Shelley from a brutal beating.

British Invasion are backstage. They talked trash about London and Kendrick, continuing their feud. Now, THIS was a good, solid way of hyping it up.

Kid Kash and Zema Ion vs London and Kendrick

Implant DDT by Paul London! I will always and forever mark out for that move. London crushes Zema Ion with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Paul London and Brian Kendrick. London and Kendrick whip Zema Ion into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Spin kick by Brian Kendrick to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. STIFF high kick on Zema Ion by Brian Kendrick. Zema Ion pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tiger suplex on Kendrick. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Tag to Kid Kash. Flying elbow from Kid Kash connects. Super kick by Kid Kash. Kendrick kicks Kid Kash in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between Brian Kendrick and Paul London. London crushes Kid Kash with a running senton. Vicious kick to the teeth from Paul London. Pin, but Kid Kash is out just before the three count. Paul London connects with a back heel kick on Kid Kash and gets back up quickly. Kid Kash powers out of a headlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner and London is down! British Invasion come running down the aisle with chairs! Kid Kash and Paul London continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Brutus Magnus slides in and blasts Paul London with a chair to the head! Magnus climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Paul London is in trouble. Money Maker! 1....2....3. British Invasion don't look like they've finished! They continue to beat down on London and Kendrick until a host of referees and officials run out to pull them off!

TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Rob Van Dam vs AJ Styles

Rob Van Dam connects with a back heel kick on AJ Styles and gets back up quickly. RVD goes for a splash but AJ Styles puts the knees up. Standing leg lariat by AJ Styles on RVD. RVD reverses an irish whip...and AJ Styles runs into the referee! Tor-NADO DDT from AJ Styles, RVD got planted! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! RVD flips out of a AJ Styles bodyslam attempt. Second rope flying axe handle, AJ Styles goes down. One day, RVD might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Nice piledriver on AJ Styles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Rob Van Dam, AJ Styles got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Rob Van Dam gets taken down out of nowhere! Super kick by AJ Styles. Pin, but RVD is out just before the three count. RVD kicks AJ Styles in the gut to reverse the momentum. Jeff Jarrett just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Jarrett has a chair, and drops RVD and AJ Styles with devastating blows, causing the referee to call for the bell. This match has been ruled a no contest! Jeff Jarrett has a chair. RVD turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. AJ Styles is next to take a hard shot. Jarrett has demolished everyone!

Overall Rating: 73%

[granger]

Favorite parts, John Morrison winning and JEFF FUCKING JARRETT!

[Cole]

Jul 27, 2012 13:03:52 GMT -5 granger said:

Favorite parts, John Morrison winning and JEFF FUCKING JARRETT!

I got plans for both of them. You'll have mega orgasms.

[SP]

How did you get dem' 2012 stars?!<3

[Cole]

You gots to do the shit.

There should be a file on the Update folder that says "Read me'

READ IT!!!

[Cole]

Impact Wrestling August 23, 2012 Results

AJ Styles is in the ring, and he calls out Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett runs down and hits the ring, and they brawl all the way back into the aisle, and eventually out of sight backstage.

OR: 76%

Team 3D vs LAX

Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Homicide by Bully Ray. Remember when that was a legit finish? Big piledriver on Homicide. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Bully Ray and Devon. Devon scoops up Homicide. Bully Ray bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Homicide by Devon. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Homicide is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Homicide once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Homicide scores with a standing spinebuster. Homicide tags out to Hernandez. Devon charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Big piledriver on Devon. Devon blocks a punch. Tag between Devon and Bully Ray. Full nelson slam on Hernandez. Spear! Hernandez is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bully Ray hits a right hand. Hernandez reverses a Bully Ray hammerlock. Big piledriver on Bully Ray. Bully Ray slides out and grabs a chair! Hernandez goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. Team 3D look like they aren't done...and they attack LAX! After an exchange of blows, Hernandez and Homicide are laid out in the ring.

OR: 82%
CR: 81%
MQ: 83%

Christopher Daniels vs John Hennigan

Hennigan hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Standing leg lariat by John Hennigan on Daniels. Hard back suplex on Daniels. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Implant DDT by John Hennigan! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Christopher Daniels elbows John Hennigan in the face to break a hammerlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Hennigan goes down. One day, Daniels might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. SUPER frankensteiner on Hennigan, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Hennigan blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Spinebuster by John Hennigan. Hooks the leg for a two count. Daniels walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Daniels kicks John Hennigan in the gut to reverse the momentum. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Hennigan goes down. Daniels goes for a splash but Hennigan puts the knees up. Hennigan uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! John Hennigan floors Christopher Daniels...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Starship Pain! 1....2....3. D'Angelo Dinero comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! D'Angelo Dinero puts Hennigan in the corner. D'Angelo Dinero sets up, and hits a D'Angelo Dinero Express! John Hennigan has been left down on the canvas.

OR: 81%
CR: 78%
MQ: 85%

We see Rob Van Dam warming up backstage.

OR: 87%

Gunner vs Ron Van Dam

STIFF high kick on Gunner by Rob Van Dam. Gunner reverses a Rob Van Dam hammerlock. RVD takes a headbutt from Gunner. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Spear! RVD is down! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! RVD pushes out of a Gunner hold. Hard back suplex on Gunner. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Super kick by Rob Van Dam. There's a two count on the pin. Gunner walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pin, but Gunner is out just before the three count. Rob Van Dam misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Nice piledriver on RVD. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Gunner gets taken down out of nowhere! Gunner gets knocked to the ground by RVD, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Five Star Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Rob Van Dam climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

OR: 81%
CR: 77%
MQ: 86%

Brutus Magnus, Douglas Williams, and Samoa Joe vs Brian Kendrick, Paul London, and Austin Aries

amoa Joe hits some punches. How generic. BAAACK Body drop by Aries gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Tag to Brutus Magnus. Brutus Magnus with a spinning neckbreaker on Aries. Nice piledriver on Aries. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Brutus Magnus and Douglas Williams. British Invasion hook up Aries, then hit a double suplex. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Williams. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Douglas Williams gets taken down out of nowhere! Flying elbow from Austin Aries connects. Tag to Brian Kendrick. Implant DDT by Brian Kendrick! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Williams walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kendrick hits a dropkick on Douglas Williams and gets right back up. Kendrick tags out to Paul London. Spinning back kick from Paul London. Hard back suplex on Williams. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Williams counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tag to Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe slams Paul London down and motions to the crowd. Tag between Paul London and Austin Aries. Aries hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Aries crushes Samoa Joe with a running senton. Samoa Joe can barely stand. Brainbuster! 1....2....3.

OR: 78%
CR: 73%
MQ: 83%

A video is played, hyping the upcoming Angle and AJ Styles vs Jarrett \ Roode match.

OR: 81%

X Division Championship
Chris Sabin (c) vs Jesse Sorensen

Sorensen walks into a high dropkick from Chris Sabin, almost losing several teeth in the process. Sorensen takes a NICE hurrancarana from Chris Sabin. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sabin drops an elbow...but Jesse Sorensen moves out of the way. Jesse Sorensen connects with a back heel kick on Sabin and gets back up quickly. Second rope flying axe handle, Sabin goes down. One day, Sorensen might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Sabin is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Flying cross body off the top rope! Sorensen drops an elbow...but Chris Sabin moves out of the way. Sorensen takes a NICE hurrancarana from Chris Sabin. SUPER frankensteiner on Sorensen, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Jesse Sorensen elbows Chris Sabin in the face to break a hammerlock. Concequences Creed just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Creed has a chair, and drops Sorensen and Sabin with devastating blows, causing the referee to call for the bell. This match has been ruled a no contest! Concequences Creed has a chair. Sorensen turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Sabin is next to take a hard shot. Creed has demolished everyone!

OR: 77%
CR: 60%
MQ: 95%

Velvet Sky vs Madison Rayne

Velvet Sky hits a dropkick on Madison Rayne. Actually, it barely touched! Flying elbow off the top rope by Velvet Sky, getting as close to zero air as possible. Covers for a quick two count. Madison counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Madison strikes away at Velvet Sky, not doing much damage at all. Velvet Sky just EATS a swinging neckbreaker slam from Madison. Covers for a quick two count. Madison face jams Velvet Sky. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Madison Rayne snap suplexes Velvet Sky HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Madison is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Velvet Sky reverses a hip toss. Back heel kick from Velvet Sky on Madison. Covers for a quick two count. Velvet Sky blasts Madison with a superkick. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Velvet Sky hits a dropkick on Madison Rayne. Actually, it barely touched! A kick from Velvet Sky is delivered to the leg. Madison Rayne once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Madison Rayne hits a right hand on Velvet Sky. Madison DDTs Velvet Sky. Madison Rayne gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Madison Rayne goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory

OR: 65%
CR: 74%
MQ: 47%

Jeff Hardy is walking backstage when Jeff Jarrett comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Jeff Jarrett walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving J. Hardy down on the floor.

OR: 80%

Kurt Angle and AJ Styles vs Jeff Jarrett and Bobby Roode

AJ Styles kicks the leg, knocks Roode down, and goes to work on it. AJ Styles hits a rolling kick on Roode. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between AJ Styles and Kurt Angle. Angle and AJ Styles whip Roode into the corner. AJ Styles whips Kurt Angle in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big dropkick by Kurt Angle, who got a ton of air on the move. Angle goes for a splash but Roode puts the knees up. Bobby Roode hits a stalling suplex on Angle. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jeff Jarrett snap suplexes Angle HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Jarrett is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Angle flips out of a Jeff Jarrett bodyslam attempt. Big dropkick by Kurt Angle, who got a ton of air on the move. Angle tags out to AJ Styles. AJ Styles kicks the leg, knocks Jarrett down, and goes to work on it. Tag to Bobby Roode. AJ Styles hits a dropkick on Bobby Roode and gets right back up. Bobby Roode can barely stand. Styles Clash! 1....2....3. Roode \ Jarrett don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Angle and AJ Styles, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

OR: 86%
CR: 86%
MQ: 87%

Overall Show Rating: 80%

[Cole]

WWE Superstars 8/15/2012 Results

David Otunga is in the ring. Zack Ryder comes out, and challenges him to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted.

OR: 76%


#1 Contenders Match
Colt Cabana and El Generico vs Prime Time Players

El Generico connects with a back heel kick on D-Young and gets back up quickly. Generico hits a dropkick on Darren Young and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between El Generico and Colt Cabana. Colt Cabana and El Generi whip D-Young into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Covers for a quick two count. D-Young tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. D-Young blocks a kick from Colt Cabana. Darren Young hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. D-Young tags out to Titus O'Neil. Spear by Titus O'Neil. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Titus O'Neil puts down Colt Cabana. Cabana blocks a punch. Cabana drives a thrust kick into the chest of O'Neil. Tag between Colt Cabana and El Generico. El Generico connects with a back heel kick on O'Neil and gets back up quickly. Tag between Titus O'Neil and Darren Young. Flying elbow from El Generico connects. Darren Young gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Generico. BRAINBUUUSTAAAHHH!!!! 1....2....3. Colt Cabana and El Generico remain in the ring, celebrating their victory.

OR: 72%
CR: 64%
MQ: 80%

Antonio Cesaro is walking backstage.

OR: 76%

Alex Riley vs Antonio Cesaro

Antonio Cesaro gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Cesaro. Standing leg lariat by Antonio Cesaro on A-Ry. A-Ry walks into a high dropkick from Antonio Cesaro, almost losing several teeth in the process. Covers for a quick two count. Implant DDT by Antonio Cesaro! I will always and forever mark out for that move. There's a two count on the pin. Cesaro walks into a drop toe hold. Cesaro is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. There's a two count on the pin. Massive backbreaker on Cesaro and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Antonio Cesaro avoids a Alex Riley avalanche by getting out of the damn way! DDT from the top rope by Antonio Cesaro. That looked KILLER. Alex Riley is in trouble. Neutralizer! 1....2....3. Antonio Cesaro goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

OR: 73%
CR: 68%
MQ: 79%

Drew McIntyre vs Sin Cara

Sin Cara connects with a back heel kick on McIntyre and gets back up quickly. McIntyre blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Drew McIntyre hits some punches. How generic. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. High Angle DDT by Drew McIntyre just SPIKES Sin Cara down! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Sin Cara pushes out of a Drew McIntyre hold. Sin Cara hits a rolling kick on McIntyre. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Sin Cara. Hooks the leg for a two count. Slingshot senton by Sin Cara, crushing the chest cavity of McIntyre. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Drew McIntyre pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Drew McIntyre hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! McIntyre charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Sin Cara moves in for the kill. Satellite Armbar Takedown!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Drew McIntyre slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Sin Cara turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.

OR: 79%
CR: 76%
MQ: 83%

David Otunga vs Zack Ryder

Otunga gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Zack Ryder misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Ryder is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Ryder reverses an irish whip...and David Otunga runs into the referee! Spear! Ryder is down! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Ryder backdrops David Otunga out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Zack Ryder. BIG clothesline on Otunga. Spinebuster by Zack Ryder. Covers for a quick two count. Zack Ryder scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! David Otunga elbows Zack Ryder in the face to break a hammerlock. Big piledriver on Ryder. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! David Otunga misses a clothesline. David Otunga can barely stand. Here it comes - Rough Ryder. 1....2...3, it's finished. Zack Ryder goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

OR: 78%
CR: 80%
MQ: 75%

Overall Show Rating: 76%